2.26.2005
11.04.2004
11.02.2004
Top 10 Reasons to Vote For John Kerry
10. Elliminating tax cuts for those making over $200,000 a year.
9. Affordable health Care
8. A fresh start in Iraq
7. Reduce the deficit
6. Keeping good jobs in America
5. Keep America safe
4. Improve our relations with our Allies
3. He's not George W. Bush
2. He's a really nice guy (he campaigns with a dog)
1. GATSBY IN THE WEST WING!!!
11.01.2004
Don't Forget to Vote!
Well, we're practically there... Tomorrow is the big day and I'm feeling good about it. I mean the Red Sox won the WORLD SERIES!!! The team from, ahem, Massachusetts. There was a time when people said that could never happen. It's good karma.
So, dogs -- get your people to the polls. Don't forget to bring a bowl of water and some biscuits because there might be long lines. That's okay, you guys don't mind waiting in line in order to see Gatsby in the White House, do you? (John has promised me a job in the West Wing for all of my hard work.)
So vote early and vote often. And vote for my friend, John Kerry.
My name is Gatsby and I approve of this message.
So, dogs -- get your people to the polls. Don't forget to bring a bowl of water and some biscuits because there might be long lines. That's okay, you guys don't mind waiting in line in order to see Gatsby in the White House, do you? (John has promised me a job in the West Wing for all of my hard work.)
So vote early and vote often. And vote for my friend, John Kerry.
My name is Gatsby and I approve of this message.
10.30.2004
Float Like a Butterfly and Sting Like a Bee
This is my latest strategy against the BushCheney04 campaign.
It all started when George Bush said to John Kerry, "You can run but you can't hide" (-Joe Louis) to which John Kerry replied, "Is that all you've got George?" (-Muhammad Ali).
So, I found a way to transform myself into a tiny bumblebee (don't ask...) and I have spent the last couple of days following George W. Bush around; hovering, buzzing and stinging him.
I say, "Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!" (-Muhammad Ali)
I'm a Flip-Flopper
It's true, I admit it, I'm a flip-flopper. During the Democratic Primaries, I supported Wesley Clark. I 'Barked for Clark'. He's a terrific guy. I hope he'll be in the Kerry Cabinet, wouldn't that be great?
And here I am today supporting John Kerry. Flip Flop! I'm just happy to be supporting a qualified candidate for President of the United States. We are fortunate as Democrats to have so many to choose among. I'm a lucky dog. You might say I'm the right dog, born in the right place, at the right time.
10.27.2004
36 Papers Abandon Bush for Kerry
I guess it's no great surprise that if you have cheese for brains, the people are going to eventually figure it out. I'm not making this stuff up, folks:
In today's Washington Post Howard Kurtz reports, "The Orlando Sentinel has backed every Republican seeking the White House since Richard M. Nixon in 1968. Not this time." "The Sentinel is among 36 newspapers that endorsed President Bush four years ago and have flip-flopped, to coin a phrase, into Kerry's corner."
Here's the link to the article. It asks you to register for reading the Washington Post online (it's free, but it takes a minute). It's a good read and well worth the extra step, in this dog's opinion.
In today's Washington Post Howard Kurtz reports, "The Orlando Sentinel has backed every Republican seeking the White House since Richard M. Nixon in 1968. Not this time." "The Sentinel is among 36 newspapers that endorsed President Bush four years ago and have flip-flopped, to coin a phrase, into Kerry's corner."
Here's the link to the article. It asks you to register for reading the Washington Post online (it's free, but it takes a minute). It's a good read and well worth the extra step, in this dog's opinion.
Cheese for Brains
Here's a riddle for you: two of us in the photo are wearing cheese on our heads, but only one person in the photo has cheese for brains. My Mom says that's a really rude thing to say and that I'll probably get some angry emails, and I bet I will -- but there are only 6 days to go before the election and I'm getting angry at some of the things Mr. Bush is saying about my guy, so there!!
10.25.2004
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
What do you guys think of this new ad? We're trying it out with some focus groups this week. The "Wolves Ad" was pretty silly -- didn't you think -- who's afraid of some cute little wolves? Some of my best friends are wolves. What IS scary, however, is a wolf in sheep's clothing (or a little dog in a lion suit...) In other words: the LIES George W. Bush and his lot continue to spin. Now, that's scary. Grrrrrroar...
More with Bill
I got separated from John and Bill for a few minutes... For a while there the crowds were just going wild... I couldn't believe it when they started chanting, "Gatsby, Gatsby, Gatsby..." The day really wasn't about me, I'm just there for John, you know? It got a little embarrassing. I mean, I may run in 2012, but I won't even hear of it before then.