Trick or Treat

I haven't decided what I'm going to be for Halloween yet, but my old costumes are coming in handy for going to Bush rallies incognito. They're great cover. Too many people recognize me from campaign appearances with John so it's getting tricky for me to remain anonymous. Now I can travel in disguise. The other day I went as "batdog" to a Bush rally in Iowa. The President kept going on and on about how Senator Kerry was going to raise my taxes. I don't even pay taxes. A lot he knows. Anyway, like I'm going to be making more than $200,000. Fat chance.
Hey, what's the deal with kissing babies? They can't even vote. That's just weird.
2 Comments:
At October 23, 2004 at 8:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hi Gatsby! I wrote to you last week to ask about bumper stickers, so you probably remember me and my new little puppy friend, Lily. We think it's a great idea to go in Halloween disguises to keep an eye on the competition. Even though Lily and I are both Blenheim girls, we are thinking about going as King George I and his son, King George II. Dressed in cowboy duds, it would kind of be like me and Mini-Me. Keep up the good work!
Emma
At October 28, 2004 at 1:40 PM,
David Streever said…
I was thinking of going as George W., with a big sign that read, "G.W. FOR JOHN KERRY!"
Gatsby looks stylish as ever.
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